Hallie Bateman

Wry Illustration

A folded greeting card with a green painted rectangle and bold black handwritten text that reads, "EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU AND SAYING HOW MUCH THEY LOVE YOU."

Everyone Was Talking About You

Greeting Card

by Hallie Bateman

A folded greeting card with a black line drawing of two people dancing and the handwritten text "WE DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ALL THE STEPS" and "WE CAN INVENT THEM AS WE GO".

We Do Not Need To Know All The Steps

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by Hallie Bateman

A folded greeting card with a purple rectangular panel and bold black hand-lettered text that reads "STOP BEING SO AMAZING!!!! (JUST KIDDING, DON'T)".

Stop Being So Amazing

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by Hallie Bateman

A folded white greeting card with bold handwritten-style black text that reads, "I REALLY Like Knowing you are in the next ROOM."

I Really Like Knowing You Are In The Next Room

Greeting Card

by Hallie Bateman

A folded greeting card features an illustration of a tissue box with a pink heart reading “I’M SORRY MY CHILD GOT YOU SICK,” surrounded by medicine bottles, cough drops, and small hearts.

I'm Sorry My Child Got You Sick

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by Hallie Bateman

A folded greeting card with a red torn-paper-style block on the front and hand-lettered black text reading "I AM ATTRACTED TO YOU (SEXUALLY)".

I Am Attracted To You

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by Hallie Bateman

A folded greeting card with a yellow block and hand-painted black text reading "YOU ARE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB" on the front.

You Are Doing Such A Good Job

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by Hallie Bateman

A folded greeting card with a black line drawing of a kneeling figure raising both arms and handwritten text that reads, "LORD WHY WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME A LOVE LIKE THIS WHEN YOU KNOW I AM SO VERY BAD AT WRITING LOVE SONGS!"

Very Bad At Writing Love Songs

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by Hallie Bateman

A folded greeting card with a blue torn-paper-style rectangle on the front and handwritten black text that reads, "THIS SUCKS AND I WISH I COULD BE THERE."

Greeting Card

by Hallie Bateman

A folded greeting card with a pink shield-shaped design on a blue starry background, featuring the text "100% of DREAMS COME TRUE".

100% Of Dreams Come True

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by Hallie Bateman

A folded white greeting card with a pink painted rectangle on the front and hand-lettered black text reading "YOU HAVE A LOT GOING ON AND YOUR FEELINGS ARE UNDERSTANDABLE".

You Have A Lot Going On

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by Hallie Bateman

A folded white greeting card with large hand-painted black text reading "YOU'RE NOT GONNA FUCK IT UP."

You're Not Gonna Fuck It Up

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by Hallie Bateman