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A folded white greeting card with large hand-painted black text reading "YOU'RE NOT GONNA FUCK IT UP."

You're Not Gonna Fuck It Up

Greeting Card
by Hallie Bateman

Hallie's handwriting and black-and-white illustrations instantly convey her emotions and how she sees the world. 

No cheesy encouraging quotes here. Just tell them what they really need to hear right now: they’re not gonna fuck it up!

A6-sized card, blank inside.

Comes with a natural colored envelope and is packaged in a protective sleeve.

Printed in Portland, Oregon on Forest-friendly, FSC®-certified 10% Post-Consumer recycled paper using renewable green energy and vegetable-based inks. 

Size
4.5" x 6.25"

This item normally ships out within two business days.
This item qualifies for our $7 standard domestic shipping.

Hallie Bateman a freelance writer and illustrator based in Cincinnati, Ohio.

Her work has been published by The New Yorker, The New York Times Magazine, The Awl and others.

She is the author of What To Do When You Get Dumped (2025), Brave New Work (2016), What To Do When I’m Gone (2018) and Directions (2021).

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