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Hallie Bateman

Wry Illustration

A print of a red heart with a black outline on a blue background, containing handwritten text that reads "KEEPING YOUR HEART OPEN IS HARD WORK" and a small figure stretched across the heart.
Keeping Your Heart Open Is Hard Work
Archival Print
by Hallie Bateman
$28.00
A small illustrated zine cover with the hand-lettered title "MY BREAKUP WITH AMAZON" and the author text "BY HALLIE BATEMAN," framed by a red border and showing a drawing of a box on fire.
My Break Up With Amazon
Zine
by Hallie Bateman
$10.00
A cream-colored zine cover with hand-lettered text reading "RIDING CHOO-CHOO WITH FATHER" and "A TRAVELOGUE BY HALLIE BATEMAN," plus a black line drawing of a train at the bottom.
Riding Choo Choo With Father
Zine
by Hallie Bateman
$12.00
A folded greeting card with a green painted rectangle and bold black handwritten text that reads, "EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU AND SAYING HOW MUCH THEY LOVE YOU."
Everyone Was Talking About You
Greeting Card
by Hallie Bateman
$5.00
A colorful art print with a pink shield-shaped sign reading "100% of dreams come true" over a blue background with white star-like shapes and a small heart marked "HB" at the bottom.
100% Of Dreams Come True
Archival Print
by Hallie Bateman
$28.00 and up
A print on yellow lined notebook paper with an orange crayon border and green hand-drawn text reading "LONG LIVE ART! HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN ART!" with a small initials signature in the lower right corner.
Long Live Human Art!
Archival Print
by Hallie Bateman
$28.00
A folded greeting card with a black line drawing of two people dancing and the handwritten text "WE DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ALL THE STEPS" and "WE CAN INVENT THEM AS WE GO".
We Do Not Need To Know All The Steps
Greeting Card
by Hallie Bateman
$5.00
A folded white greeting card with bold handwritten-style black text that reads, "I REALLY Like Knowing you are in the next ROOM."
I Really Like Knowing You Are In The Next Room
Greeting Card
by Hallie Bateman
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a yellow block and hand-painted black text reading "YOU ARE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB" on the front.
You Are Doing Such A Good Job
Greeting Card
by Hallie Bateman
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a red torn-paper-style block on the front and hand-lettered black text reading "I AM ATTRACTED TO YOU (SEXUALLY)".
I Am Attracted To You
Greeting Card
by Hallie Bateman
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a purple rectangular panel and bold black hand-lettered text that reads "STOP BEING SO AMAZING!!!! (JUST KIDDING, DON'T)".
Stop Being So Amazing
Greeting Card
by Hallie Bateman
$5.00
An illustrated print shows a person reclining in a bathtub surrounded by floating colorful letters, with a floral shower curtain, a candle and wine glass on a small table, and the initials "HB" in the lower right corner.
Mother In Repose
Archival Print
by Hallie Bateman
$28.00
A novelty ID-style card with a black speckled header reading "planet earth ARTISTIC LICENSE," a small Earth illustration, a blank photo box, handwritten-style fields for "NAME," "FAVE COLOR," "FAVE FLOWER," "INNER ANIMAL," "BEDTIME," "B-DAY," and "EYES," and an orange circle reading "INK DONOR."
Artistic License
Permission Granted
by Hallie Bateman
$10.00
A folded greeting card features an illustration of a tissue box with a pink heart reading “I’M SORRY MY CHILD GOT YOU SICK,” surrounded by medicine bottles, cough drops, and small hearts.
I'm Sorry My Child Got You Sick
Greeting Card
by Hallie Bateman
$5.00
An art print with the hand-lettered text "IT'S A MIRACLE WE EVER MET" and a simple line drawing of several small figures, diagonal colored lines, and a tiny dog, signed "HB" in the lower right corner.
It's A Miracle We Ever Met
Archival Print
by Hallie Bateman
$35.00
A hardcover book titled "WHAT TO DO WHEN I’M GONE" with the subtitle "A MOTHER'S WISDOM TO HER DAUGHTER" and the authors' names "Suzy Hopkins & Hallie Bateman" on the cover and spine.
What To Do When I'm Gone
A Mother's Wisdom to Her Daughter
by Suzy Hopkins, Hallie Bateman
$22.00
A children’s picture book titled “EGGASAURUS” with an illustrated green dinosaur carrying a large orange box labeled “FRAGILE” and “SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR MAXIMUS,” with the byline “Written by Jennifer Wahg” and “Illustrated by Hallie Bateman.”
Eggasaurus
Children’s Book Illustrated by Hallie Bateman
by Jennifer Wagh, Hallie Bateman
$17.99
A folded greeting card with a black line drawing of a kneeling figure raising both arms and handwritten text that reads, "LORD WHY WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME A LOVE LIKE THIS WHEN YOU KNOW I AM SO VERY BAD AT WRITING LOVE SONGS!"
Very Bad At Writing Love Songs
Greeting Card
by Hallie Bateman
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a blue torn-paper-style rectangle on the front and handwritten black text that reads, "THIS SUCKS AND I WISH I COULD BE THERE."
This Sucks
Greeting Card
by Hallie Bateman
$5.00
A hardcover book titled "WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU GET DUMPED" with an illustration of a person holding a broken red heart on the cover and the subtitle "a guide to unbreaking your heart."
What To Do When You Get Dumped
A Guide to Unbreaking Your Heart
by Suzy Hopkins, Hallie Bateman
$24.99
A folded greeting card with a pink shield-shaped design on a blue starry background, featuring the text "100% of DREAMS COME TRUE".
100% Of Dreams Come True
Greeting Card
by Hallie Bateman
$5.00
An illustrated print shows a handwritten quote reading, "What are your wishes, goals, dreams for yourself, your life, the world?" above a person holding a bright star, with additional text panels that read, "CAN YOU HOLD IT FOR EVEN ONE MOMENT?" and "CAN YOU ALLOW YOURSELF TO IMAGINE IT?".
Your Dreams
Archival Print
by Hallie Bateman
$28.00
A folded white greeting card with a pink painted rectangle on the front and hand-lettered black text reading "YOU HAVE A LOT GOING ON AND YOUR FEELINGS ARE UNDERSTANDABLE".
You Have A Lot Going On
Greeting Card
by Hallie Bateman
$5.00
A hardcover book titled "Directions: Really Good Advice for Getting From Here to There" by Hallie Bateman, with a cover made of colorful torn-paper shapes and a small line drawing of a cup.
Directions
Really Good Advice For Getting From Here To There
by Hallie Bateman
$12.95
A folded white greeting card with large hand-painted black text reading "YOU'RE NOT GONNA FUCK IT UP."
You're Not Gonna Fuck It Up
Greeting Card
by Hallie Bateman
$5.00
A blue notebook with rounded corners and the words "TUB NOTES" printed on the cover, shown with a white pencil labeled "TUB NOTES" and a pink eraser tip. Sold Out
Tub Notes
Notebook and Pencil
by Hallie Bateman
$24.00