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Adam J. Kurtz

Knowing Thyself

A blue wooden pencil with a white eraser and silver ferrule, printed with the text "YOU ARE HERE * FOR NOW".
You Are Here * For Now
Pencil
by Adam J. Kurtz
$1.00
A packaged cloud-shaped air freshener with the text "IMPROVE YOUR LIFE" and "AIR FRESHENER" on the blue header and "JUST BE F*CKING NICE" on the white freshener.
Life Improvement
Air Freshener
by Adam J. Kurtz
$7.00
A pink rectangular eraser in clear plastic packaging attached to a yellow card, printed with the text "MAYBE THIS WILL HELP" and "I LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT I'M DOING," and labeled "ERASER BY ADAM JK."
IDK
Eraser
by Adam J. Kurtz
$12.00
A glossy red heart-shaped ceramic tray with scalloped edges and the white text "NOTHING MATTERS" on the top.
Nothing Matters
Ceramic Tray
by Adam J. Kurtz
$50.00
A pink greeting card with scalloped edges features a red heart-shaped chenille patch embroidered with the words "NOTHING MATTERS" and "xoxo" printed below.
Nothing Matters Chenille Patch
Greeting Card
by Adam J. Kurtz
$15.00
A flat rectangular zip pouch with a black zipper and a white front printed like a computer window, with blue bars at the top and the large text "OUT OF OFFICE".
Out Of Office
Travel Pouch
by Adam J. Kurtz
$38.00
A rose-shaped pink and green air freshener on a yellow backing card, with the text "STOP AND SMELL THIS AIR FRESHENER" and "LOOKING AT THIS MAKES ME THINK ABOUT YOU."
Rose
Air Freshener
by Adam J. Kurtz
$7.00
A white square timer with rounded corners and a large circular dial, marked with repeated black "H" symbols, a black "S" at the top, and a red triangular pointer.
Shh
Timer
by Adam J. Kurtz
$15.00
A white ceramic jar with a threaded rim and embossed "FEELINGS" text, shown in front of a blue and yellow box labeled "FEELINGS JAR" and "BY ADAM J. KURTZ."
Feelings
Ceramic Jar
by Adam J. Kurtz
$19.95