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Jack Sjogren

Modern Satirist

A rectangular sticker with bold white text reading "I LIKE BUGS" on a blue top half and "AND I VOTE" on a red bottom half.
I Like Bugs and I Vote
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular red sticker with the text "Honk if HONK!" in white and "Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!" in yellow, with a white brushstroke underline under the word HONK.
Honk If Honk
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular sticker with teal uppercase text reading "I'M NOT DRIVING, I'M PLAYING" above large red script text reading "Jazz on Wheels" with a red underline swoosh.
Jazz On Wheels
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular sticker with pale yellow background and bold red and blue text reading "DON'T HONK! I'M SLEEPIN'".
Don't Honk I'm Sleepin'
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular yellow sticker with the text "COMMUNITY kills fascism!" in green, blue, and red lettering.
Community Kills Fascism!
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular sticker with a turquoise background and a red wavy banner reading "I LIKE DANCING" in large white letters, with smaller text below that says "WITH MY FRIENDS AND BY MYSELF".
I Like Dancing
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular red sticker with arched white and yellow text reading "I REALLY LIKE CINCINNATI OHIO".
I Really Like Cincinnati Ohio
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular yellow sticker with bold blue and red text that reads, "OOPS! I FORGOT I'M AN INTEGRAL THREAD IN THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE."
Integral Thread
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular sticker with a teal top half and red bottom half reading "NONVIOLENCE is, sadly, the answer." in large white text.
Nonviolence
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular black sticker with large white and red text reading "I SAW ALIEN WAY TOO YOUNG" and smaller yellow text reading "IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I'M LIKE THIS".
I Saw Alien Way Too Young
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular pink sticker with bold text reading "IF IT'S WRONG TO LOVE CRITTERS I AM IN BIG TROUBLE" in white, red, and yellow lettering.
Critters
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular sticker with bold red, blue, and yellow text reading "WARNING! I WILL Slam On The Brakes FOR A NEAT CLOUD".
Slam On The Brakes
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular black sticker with white speckles and bold white text that reads "VULNERABILITY" and "SOUNDS SCARY BUT I’LL TRY IT".
Vulnerability
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular red sticker with bold white text reading "PLEASE BE PATIENT!" and italic white text reading "I am quite scared."
Please Be Patient!
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular sticker with bold red text reading "VOTE FOR HONK" between blue top and bottom bands decorated with white stars.
Vote For Honk
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular pink sticker with large white bubble letters outlined in orange reading "I'D RATHER BE".
I'd Rather Be
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular sticker with bold red text reading "EAT THE RICH!" and smaller blue text below reading "(EXCEPT ME IF I GET RICH)".
Eat The Rich
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular blue sticker with the text “AMERICA WOULD BE BORING AS HELL WITHOUT IMMIGRANTS,” with “BORING AS HELL” in large yellow letters and the rest in white italic letters.
Boring As Hell
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A light blue rectangular sticker with the text "COLD LIGHTING" in blue and "MAKES ME SAD!" in red, with snowcaps drawn on the top of the letters.
Cold Lighting
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular yellow sticker with large red block letters reading "HELL" and blue script text reading "ain't real".
Hell Ain't Real
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular sticker with a diagonal yellow-and-teal design and large white text that reads "I REALLY LIKE MY FRIENDS."
I Really Like My Friends
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A bright yellow rectangular sticker with a coiled snake illustration and bold black text that reads "I DON'T LIKE BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO" and smaller text that reads "BECAUSE I HAVE UNRESOLVED ISSUES WITH MY DAD".
I Don't Like Being Told What To Do
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular sticker with the text "NONVIOLENT COMMUNICATION" in blue above large red letters outlined in yellow reading "KICKS ASS."
Non-Violence Communication
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular yellow sticker with bold red and white text that reads "I AM A BEING OF INFINITE LIGHT".
I Am A Being of Infinite Light
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular sticker reading "I AM SO AFRAID TO DIE" in large blue and red letters.
I Am So Afraid To Die
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular sticker with a turquoise top half reading "99% ANGEL" and a red bottom half reading "1% SATAN" in bold white lettering with shadow effects.
99% Angel 1% Devil
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular green sticker with large white text reading "THANK GOD FOR" above pink text reading "BILLIONAIRES" with a red shadow effect.
Thank God For Billionaires
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00
A rectangular white sticker with bold text reading "I REFUSE TO BE YOUR ENEMY," with the top line in purple and the bottom line in red with a yellow shadow.
I Refuse To Be Your Enemy
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by Jack Sjogren
$6.00