A novelty ID-style card with a black speckled header reading "planet earth ARTISTIC LICENSE," a small Earth illustration, a blank photo box, handwritten-style fields for "NAME," "FAVE COLOR," "FAVE FLOWER," "INNER ANIMAL," "BEDTIME," "B-DAY," and "EYES," and an orange circle reading "INK DONOR."

Artistic License

Permission Granted

by Hallie Bateman

What give you the right? This license does!

Whether you're an experienced artist simply in need of formal ID, or the absolute beginner looking for permission to create, this license is for you. On the back it reads, "This is issued as a license to make art. It does not mean the art has to be good or make sense."

Blank card ready to be filled out by the artist.

Extra-thick two-ply card with rounded edges.

The same size as a driver's license.

Size: 3.375" x 2.125"

This item normally ships out within two business days.
This item qualifies for our $7 standard domestic shipping.

About Hallie Bateman

Hallie Bateman a freelance writer and illustrator based in Cincinnati, Ohio.

Her work has been published by The New Yorker, The New York Times Magazine, The Awl and others.

She is the author of What To Do When You Get Dumped (2025), Brave New Work (2016), What To Do When I’m Gone (2018) and Directions (2021).

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