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Wild Optimist

Affectionate Realism

A folded greeting card with a light blue cover patterned with orange and white cats and the text "I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS FULL OF CATS" in dark blue.
I Hope Your Birthday is Full of Cats
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A black greeting card with gold line drawings of two hands and small stars, with the text "I AM HOLDING YOU IN MY HEART" on the front.
Holding You In My Heart
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a dark blue cover covered in white starry speckles and the text "MAY THEIR MEMORY BE A BLESSING" in the center.
May Their Memory Be A Blessing
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a green floral pattern and gold foil text that reads "GOOD THINGS ARE COMING."
Good Things Are Coming
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a metallic gold front, a large red heart with the words "I LOVE YOU" in white, and floral accents around the heart.
I Love You Heart
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a pink front covered in red shrimp illustrations and the text "YOU'RE SHRIMPLY THE BEST" in the center.
Shrimply The Best
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A die-cut sticker with a red hanging plant pot, trailing green leaves, and the text "ALL I NEED IS MORE PLANTS" around the edge, plus "@WILD.OPTIMIST" near the bottom.
All I Need Is More Plants
Sticker
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card featuring illustrated dogs with halo rings and the text "ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN" on the front.
All Dogs Go To Heaven
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
Round embroidered patch with green plant leaves and black text reading "CRAZY PLANT LADY" around the edge.
Crazy Plant Lady
Patch
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a blue cover showing a dog in a patterned blue sweater and the arched text "HAPPY CHANUKAH BITCH".
Chanukah Bitch
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
An illustrated print shows two men sitting in a clawfoot bathtub, one reading a book, with potted plants, shelves, and a night sky visible through a window behind them.
Night Bath (Man/Man)
Archival Print
by Wild Optimist
$20.00 and up
A folded greeting card with a black front covered in colorful floral illustrations and the text “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” in white.
Happy Birthday Floral
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded birthday greeting card featuring a blue dachshund wearing a striped party hat and collar with the text "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" on the front.
Dachshund Birthday
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A black greeting card with the text "I LOVE YOU TO DEATH" above two white skeletons, a yellow crescent moon, and colorful star-like symbols.
I Love You To Death
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with blue and yellow oyster illustrations and the text "THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER" on the front.
The World Is Your Oyster
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with an illustrated cover showing two tigers sitting in leafy jungle foliage under a crescent moon.
Tigers at Night
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card reads "THANK YOU BERRY MUCH" in hand-drawn red lettering and is decorated with several illustrated strawberries and green leaves.
Thank You Berry Much
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a colorful hand-drawn spread of fruits, cheese, olives, salami, and herbs, and the text "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LET'S EAT!" on the front.
Happy Birthday, Let's Eat!
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card shows a spoon illustration over a red bowl with the words "FEEL BETTER SOON" inside the spoon and scattered letters around it.
Feel Better Soon
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a blue-gray floral pattern and the text "Get Well Soon" on the front, shown with a plain brown envelope partially visible behind it.
Get Well Soon Blue Floral
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a dark blue floral and leafy pattern and the words "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in white on the front.
Happy Birthday Blue Floral
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a pink cover printed with red chili peppers and the text "HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOT STUFF" in the center.
Happy Birthday Hot Stuff
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with an orange cover patterned with pink and navy floral shapes and the text "HAPPY Birthday" in the center.
Happy Birthday Pink Floral
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card shows a black-and-white dog wearing an orange scarf beside the text "Let it snow, bitch" on a light blue background with white snowflakes.
Let It Snow Bitch
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a dark blue cover patterned with colorful illustrated dogs and the text "I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS FULL OF DOGS" in the center.
I Hope Your Birthday is Full of Dogs
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A die-cut sticker of a stylized orange-faced woman with closed eyes, long green hair, flowers, mushrooms, and butterflies surrounding her, with the handle text "@wildoptimist" printed near the bottom edge.
Green Goddess
Sticker
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a large gold heart and the word "MOM" in white outlined letters, surrounded by white and orange flowers, green leaves, and small red berries on a dark blue background.
Mom
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with the words “THANK YOU” in white hand-drawn lettering above a pattern of pink, orange, and white cone flowers with green stems and leaves.
Thank You Cone Flower
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a bold orange background covered in pink and white flower shapes and the text "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" on the front.
Happy Birthday Mod Flowers
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A peach-colored sticker with a green cactus and the curved text "DON'T BE A PRICK," plus small cactus illustrations and "@WILD.OPTIMIST" at the bottom.
Don't Be a Prick
Sticker
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A green greeting card featuring an illustrated deer head with large antlers and a pennant banner that reads "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
Birthday Deer (Green)
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A die-cut sticker shows a woman in a yoga pose holding potted plants, surrounded by several illustrated houseplants and a small watering can.
Yoga Plant Lady
Sticker
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A colorful die-cut sticker of a witch with a black pointed hat, blue-and-pink hair, a black cat, and a broom, holding a wand with a star at the tip.
Witch
Sticker
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A bright pink greeting card features a white winged unicorn with a gold mane and horn and the text "HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS AS MAGICAL AS YOU ARE" in gold lettering.
Birthday Unicorn
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a pattern of colorful bottle illustrations, including a purple bottle labeled "YOU GET BETTER WITH AGE" and several bottles marked "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
You Get Better With Age
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A black greeting card with yellow illustrations and the text "SENDING GOOD VIBES," featuring a hand, eye, horseshoe, moon, clover, shooting stars, and a ticket-like shape labeled "GOLDEN TICKET."
Good Vibes Only
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded birthday greeting card with a turquoise cover showing a black-and-gold mermaid illustration and the text "HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS AS MAGICAL AS YOU ARE".
Birthday Mermaid
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A vertical art print shows two tigers viewed from behind in a dense leafy jungle under a crescent moon.
Tigers at Night
Archival Print
by Wild Optimist
$20.00 and up
Illustrated print of two women in a bathtub, one reading a book labeled "RUMI," with plants, hanging lanterns, and a window showing the moon and stars.
Night Bath (Woman/Woman)
Archival Print
by Wild Optimist
$20.00 and up
An illustrated print shows a man and woman bathing together in a clawfoot tub under a night sky, with one person reading a book and steam rising around them.
Night Bath (Man/Woman)
Archival Print
by Wild Optimist
$20.00 and up
An illustrated greeting card shows two men relaxing in a clawfoot bathtub surrounded by potted plants, with a night sky visible through a window and the words "NEVER MORE" on one bather's top.
Night Bath (Man/Man)
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a three-tier white cake illustration decorated with pink flowers and green leaves, and the words "SO HAPPY FOR YOU" in gold lettering.
So Happy For You
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a teal front pattern of swaddled babies and the word "Congrats!" in cursive script.
Congrats (Babies)
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A blue greeting card with an illustration of a swaddled sleeping baby and hand-lettered text reading “CONGRATS ON YOUR BABY BOY. HE IS SO CUTE I CAN HARDLY TAKE IT. ANGEL ON THIS EARTH.”
Congrats (Baby Boy)
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card with a gold illustration of multiple dog faces around a ribbon banner reading "BITCHES UNITE".
Bitches Unite
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00
A folded greeting card shows two women in a bathtub reading, with plants, hanging lanterns, and a night sky visible through a window, and a blank envelope behind it.
Night Bath (Woman/Woman)
Greeting Card
by Wild Optimist
$5.00