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You’re Not Gonna Fuck Up
Notecard and Envelope

Hallie's handwriting and black-and-white illustrations instantly convey her emotions and how she sees the world. 

No cheesy encouraging quotes here. Just tell them what they really need to hear right now: they’re not gonna fuck it up!

A6-sized card, blank inside.

Comes with a natural colored envelope and is packaged in a protective sleeve.

Printed in Portland, Oregon on Forest-friendly, FSC®-certified 10% Post-Consumer recycled paper using renewable green energy and vegetable-based inks. 

Size: 4.25" x 5.5"

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Hallie Bateman a freelance writer and illustrator based in Cincinnati, Ohio.

Her work has been published by The New Yorker, The New York Times Magazine, The Awl and others.

She is the author of Brave New Work (2016), What To Do When I’m Gone (2018) and Directions (2021).

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