Hallie Bateman Novelties at buyolympia.com

Keeping Your Heart Open Is Hard Work

Archival Print

by Hallie Bateman

$28.00

Riding Choo Choo With Father

Zine

by Hallie Bateman

$12.00

My Break Up With Amazon

Zine

by Hallie Bateman

$10.00

Everyone Was Talking About You

Greeting Card

by Hallie Bateman

$5.00

100% Of Dreams Come True

Archival Print

by Hallie Bateman

$28.00 and up

We Do Not Need To Know All The Steps

Greeting Card

by Hallie Bateman

$5.00

I Really Like Knowing You Are In The Next Room

Greeting Card

by Hallie Bateman

$5.00

Stop Being So Amazing

Greeting Card

by Hallie Bateman

$5.00

A print on yellow lined notebook paper with an orange crayon border and green hand-drawn text reading "LONG LIVE ART! HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN ART!" with a small initials signature in the lower right corner.

Long Live Human Art!

Archival Print

by Hallie Bateman

$28.00

You Are Doing Such A Good Job

Greeting Card

by Hallie Bateman

$5.00

An illustrated print shows a person reclining in a bathtub surrounded by floating colorful letters, with a floral shower curtain, a candle and wine glass on a small table, and the initials "HB" in the lower right corner.

Archival Print

Permission Granted

I Am Attracted To You

Greeting Card

by Hallie Bateman

$5.00

It's A Miracle We Ever Met

Archival Print

by Hallie Bateman

$35.00

What To Do When I'm Gone

A Mother's Wisdom to Her Daughter

by Suzy Hopkins, Hallie Bateman

$22.00

I'm Sorry My Child Got You Sick

Greeting Card

by Hallie Bateman

$5.00

You Have A Lot Going On

Greeting Card

by Hallie Bateman

$5.00

Eggasaurus

Children’s Book Illustrated by Hallie Bateman

by Jennifer Wagh, Hallie Bateman

$17.99

Very Bad At Writing Love Songs

Greeting Card

Greeting Card

100% Of Dreams Come True

Greeting Card

by Hallie Bateman

$5.00

What To Do When You Get Dumped

A Guide to Unbreaking Your Heart

by Suzy Hopkins, Hallie Bateman

$24.99

An illustrated print shows a handwritten quote reading, "What are your wishes, goals, dreams for yourself, your life, the world?" above a person holding a bright star, with additional text panels that read, "CAN YOU HOLD IT FOR EVEN ONE MOMENT?" and "CAN YOU ALLOW YOURSELF TO IMAGINE IT?".

Archival Print

Really Good Advice For Getting From Here To There

by Hallie Bateman

$12.95

You're Not Gonna Fuck It Up

Greeting Card

Notebook and Pencil