Life is a big screwy mess.
There simply aren't enough store-bought greeting cards to cover every improbable, illicit, or borderline illegal situation you may get yourself into.
That's where these cards come in.
Hand-screened on gorgeous .020 caliper railroad board, these eight beauties will get you out of nearly any jam.
At the very least, the arresting officers and court appointed lawyer and jurors will get a chuckle.
Eight different designs, each with inscription inside. Includes white envelopes.
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Sam McPheeters is a writer and artist living in Southern California.