Life for a pug can be confusing.

On the one hand, people stop in the street and squeal at the cuteness of your appearance, but on the other, people don't take too kindly to your desires to fart at will or lick yourself in public. So how does today's pug learn to navigate through the pitfalls of the modern world? With THE LITTLE POCKET BOOK OF PUG WISDOM of course!

Divided into two sections— Manners & Etiquette and Relationships— this hilarious guide will teach a pug everything he or she needs to know about life, love, and everything in between.